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stay sane inside insanity • « Thread Started on Jun 16, 2008, 4:15pm »
Columbia was instructed by Frankie, as she used to call him, to point the spotlight directly on him through out his entire song. She made sure to follow him perfectly the whole time, not missing him a bit. Oh, how she loved the way he sang, or even spoke for that matter. Mmm, and that way he wore his corset and fishnets, and the way his dark eye-shadow and scarlet lipstick went together perfectly, even after he went for a dip. But, she shouldn't love him anymore. He didn't want her. Now, he only wanted Rocky. She hated Rocky. He took away her Frankie and her Eddie. She couldn't, though, help feel a little pity for the guy. He was only 7 hours old and the only thing he knew was Frank's lust and now the floorshow. He finished his song and the doors burst open.
Columbia turned, and saw Riff-Raff and Magenta in two matching, sci-fi outfits. The rest of what happened was a blur.
She woke up in what seemed to be a large manor. She looked around and realized she was in a beautiful ballroom. She stood and rubbed her head. She was sore all over. Then, visions suddenly flooded back to her. She remembered Riff telling Frank that he was going to kill him and they would return to Transylvania, without him. The very thought made Columbia shriek. The next thing she knew, Riff-Raff turned around and shot the lazer at her. Then, everything was black and she was lying here in this ballroom. She was so confused. Was this Heaven?
"Hello?" she called out in a soft, less cartoonish voice, hoping for an answer. Would an angel appear and take her to her Eddie, or was Eddie in Hell? She felt a tear stream down her cheek, followed by more. She wiped a few away, but then let herself keep crying. This couldn't be Heaven. She noticed she was still wearing the drenched outfit she'd worn during the floorshow. The corset was now tattered and browned from where the lazer struck her. "Hello?" she called out again, a little more paniced. Where on earth was she?
Perhaps that laser had been the Time Warp all those Transylvanian Transvestites were always dancing and singing about. Maybe if she did it again, then she would go back to Frankie! She hoped he'd accept her in her tattered floorshow costume. Oh, no how did it go? It took her a few moments to recall. After all, she'd just been shot with pure anti-matter. "That's right!" she said loudly in her usual, wacky voice. It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. She did just was the song told her to. She jumped to the left, then stepped her foot to the right a few times. With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. She put her hands on her hips and thrusted her hips forward and back, making sure to bring her knees in tight. She didn't want to mess up. She wanted to make sure to get it right the first time. If someone saw her doing this, she sure would be embarrassed.
Re: stay sane inside insanity • « Reply #1 on Jun 16, 2008, 8:36pm »
Indiana was sneaking past the ballroom that he had been in a few days ago with that guy, Q. He was an odd person, but he seemed alright. At least, so far. He had thought that Elsa was an ok person, too. He gritted his teeth, thinking about her. Well...she got what she deserved, he thought becoming a bit sad. He had really cared about her, and that was one reason why he was so angry that she was on the other side. He just couldn't believe how stupid some of those people were and how easily they were persuaded. The Fuher...he was an idiot, not a great leader.
Indiana stopped moving when he heard someone shouting in the ballroom. He withdrew his whip and carefully entered the room. He saw a woman...dancing. And doing a very odd dance, too. Trying not to laugh, he cleared his throat loudly.
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Re: stay sane inside insanity • « Reply #2 on Jun 16, 2008, 8:55pm »
It was about five minutes later and Columbia was still at it. Why wasn't she going back? She started to become very frustrated and stomped her foot, the tap shoe's making a loud, clacking noise. It echoed in the large room. Almost simultaneously, she heard a noise from the door. It sounded like someone clearing their throat. She turned around to see a man with a whip. He looked like he was about to laugh. "He must have seen me dancing!" she thought frantically. "He probably thinks I'm crazy! She bit her lipstick smeared lip, trying to hold in tears.
"If Frankie saw me like this, he'd understand, wouldn't he?" she thought. The thought of possibly never seeing Frankie again upset her. She couldn't take holding in her tears. Her body was still in very much pain from being blasted with pure anti-matter. Columbia bursted into tears. She threw her hands over her face and tried to shield it. She was such a mess.
Re: stay sane inside insanity • « Reply #3 on Jun 16, 2008, 9:05pm »
Realizing that the woman was crying, Indiana immediately stopped smiling. He noticed that she was crying, no matter how hard she was trying to hide it. He was good at seeing things that people were trying to hide. He hooked his whip back onto his belt and walked towards her. He felt bad for making the woman cry. At least, that's what he thought she was crying about.
Indiana reached her and said," It really wasn't that bad,"thinking that she was crying from embarassment. He always felt awkward around people that were crying, but especially when women were crying. He cleared his throat again. "Are you new here?" he asked, trying to get off the subject of the dancing.
"No, no, no, no!" she yelled whilst crying, starting to walk away from him. She sat down on the piano bench and whipped her tears away. "It's... it's hard to explain what it is. It's a special dance." she paused, looking up at him. "It's really dumb." If she told him that she learned it from aliens from the planet Transylvania, he'd think she was loopy. She knew the rest of the world saw her as strange, but she'd indulged in Frank's lifestyle too long to notice. Well, now it was being displayed in front of a man she'd never met.
She looked around and remembered that she was at a new place. "New? What do you mean? Where are we?" she realized that she was attacking him with questions. "If you could clue me in to where I am, that'd be nice. Last thing I remember, I was being shot with pure anti-matter." she paused, looking back down. She had her face resting in her hands. "I should be dead." she muttered.
Re: stay sane inside insanity • « Reply #5 on Jun 17, 2008, 10:58pm »
Hearing the woman suddenly scream at him, shocked Indiana. He had really thought that what he had said to her would make her feel at least a little better. Boy, was he wrong! He took a step back, almost afraid of what she would do next. He'd had his fill of crazy women...just since he arrived at this insane place...whatever it was. Hearing what she had said, he shrugged slightly. "Uh...ok," he said in response to her.
Indiana smiled and shrugged. "Sorry, I can't help you there," he said, honestly. "Everyone that I've met has no idea what this place is, apparently."
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