Q the Magnificent Jun 10, 2008 14:36:25 GMT -5
Post by Ames on Jun 10, 2008 14:36:25 GMT -5
Nicknames: Er, Q ... unless you have something else in mind. As long as it it's sweet and affectionate, not prickly and rude like Jean-Luc's thoughts. Benjamin Sisko's and Kathryn's too. . .
Birthday: I have a birthday??? WHEN!?!?! *squee face*
Height & Weight: 6' 4" and I weight a good healthy weight of 185, I thank you.
Species: The esteemed and proud species of Q.
Race: The esteemed and proud race of Q.
Sexuality: Appears to be straight, since you know...Q's really don't describe their sexual preferences and such with others that often.
"Q, the ordinary, Q, the liar, Q, the misanthrope.
Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!" ~Déjà Q
Where to begin on my personality? Should I make it like the humans do when they want to meet someone? What's that called again? Oh yes. An advertistment of flirtatous disaster. Shame. I could teach you what you really want to know, but why should I let you have all the secrets? All right, take a seat and with my personality, you'll charm the ladies or gentlemen . . .
That's the first one. Charming. You must be charming otherwise you can't woo a person properly. Good looks can only get you so far. Besides being charming, being respecful and mindful of others around you will either make or break you. Remember that. What else should I mention about my personality? *ponders* ... I've got it. Courageous, daring, adventurous, strong minded, even dare I say it? Sweet and kind. Scoff if you want, but it's true. I am. Perhaps a little too much sometimes... I'm also a great friend to have.
Now. You'll hear from everyone else, including Jean-Luc, that I'm egoistical, annoying, that I get in people's way and that I have no sense of duty or honor. I implore with you: DO NOT LISTEN to them because they're that way sometimes too. TRUST ME. Jean Luc likes to blow up ships, thinking he's a little boy playing with them in his bathtub in La Barre, France. Tsk, what a wasteful thing. Overall, you'll find me in good regards, just don't make me upset and we'll be grand friends.
Now, how's that for an advertisment, eh?
"You are not a Starfleet admiral, Q."
"Neither am I an Aldebaran serpent, Captain.
But you accepted me as such." ~Hide and Q
Well, now aren't we being a little OVERLY nosy on wanting to know what I look like? I can take upon myself any and all appearances that I deem as such. I just prefer to look like a normal (if that's what you call yourselves; to me? you're complex to figure out.) human being. Usually, I'll wear clothing that I see fit to wearing and if it offends you, get over yourself. Sometimes you don't have the most complimenting wardrobes either. In fact, it can be sickening. This, I will admit: I have brown hair and eyes, so yes, I can be full of it, but hey, where's the fun in being serious for eternity, eh?
The Q are an omnipotent and immortal species who form the Q Continuum, possessing the ability of instantaneous matter-energy transformation and teleportation, as well as the ability of time travel. The Q have control over space, matter, and time. In addition, Q spectacularly claims to possess an IQ of 2005. They were first encountered by the crew of the USS Enterprise-D in 2364.
~Memory Alpha Article
I was born in the Continnum long before any of you became specs of humans inside your mother's wombs. No, I am not insulting you, in fact, I applaud you. I'm just making rounds in making sure you know that I know that you know you are quite alive. Back to me. It was a childhood filled with many interesting moments, including creating some unimportant (to you) star systems. It was a happy childhood, I suppose, but of course, you grow up quicker than most ever will. Time passes by for a Q, but not lifespan, mind you.
Well, I would eventually meet up with Jean Luc in due time, but I should mention I did have the fortuitous chance of knowing (if you could call it that) the original Enterprise crew that included the dashing Kirk, the hillbilly McCoy, the Russkie as well as the fair Uhura and duelling Sulu, but by far the most intriguing of them all was Spock. Shame. I would like to more about him. Alas, the tale must go on. I have lost my powers once and we simply will NOT go into that.... ONWARD, HO! Time has passed more on and I am known by at least THREE Starfleet captains and their crews. How lucky can one Q get? ... VERY, just in case you were wondering. I do have a wife and son by the same wife, but there's another son that I had to take care of when he got out of hand with Kirk. Tsk. For shame, Trelane.
Other information: Jean Luc Picard, Benjamin Sisko and Kathryn Janeway really don't like me, nor do their crews, even though I take the time to tolerate them. Yes, I have family, but they're not important. Well ... maybe Trelane, that's it.
When they were taken from the story: I don't know where I was taken from the story. I just planned it all along to meet you here. Maybe, just maybe, I'm the ONE who's brought you all here! .... Nah, it's not me. *laughs*
Series: Star Trek Series (mainly TNG, DS9 & VOYAGER)
Proof: ARTICLE ONE ARTICLE TWO
Other notes: Yes and no. Please?
This is the sample post. The end. You know, you're terribly vexing this fine day. Why must I show myself in a style of writing? You know how I am, so get off your high horse. Idiot. Oh, fine. Here goes.
The universe was peaceful for once, or so all thought. No disturbances, no rifts or wormholes. All could be well, right? Soon enough, the starship rumbled for a moment, causing the captain to call out for the ship to head into a 'red alert' status. The ship went to stand still as they tried to figure out what was going on. The captain's eyes were narrowed - if it was who he thought was behind it, so help ... "MON CAPITAIN! WHAT A SURPRISE!" came the all too familar voice of the entity of destruction and mayhem. "Q....." was the growled response as the entity appeared in an admiral style clothing.
"What? I didn't do anything wrong this time, did I?" the impish being said with a mischievous grin plastered on his face. "Yes, you did."
How's that for your daily dose of Q? *grins* Now, I had better be accepted to this country club or you'll find I'll get in one way or another.